co⋅nun⋅drum [kuh-nuhn-druhm]
–noun
1. a riddle, the answer to which involves a pun or play on words, as What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
2. anything that puzzles
ok so doing laundry wasn't a conundrum a at all, i just thought it'd make a good title. well on second thought it was a little bit puzzling. let me tell you all about it...
so i put off doing laundry as long as i possibly could until i found myself wearing sweat pants and a white shirt with a navy bra underneath. it was time. so i sorted my clothes into lights and darks and put the whites into a white bag and the darks in a dark bag (to avoid confusion) (ok upon opening the bags i would know which are darks and light, regardless...). i grabbed my ultra surf laundry detergent some frabic softener sheets and bravely headed over to the laundramat. there i was standing alone before all new territory, i let the drama of the situation take me over and i continued to stand in the doorway staring at the machines for a good three minutes. i found two good washing machines, carefully poured a cup of detergent in each, threw in my clothes and hoped for the best. i washed my clothes swish around, is anyone looking at my underwear? o well they're sexy underwear anyway. after 15mins of watching my clothes circulate i got bored. know what the best way to cure boredom is- read economics of course(L) so as my clothes finished self cleaning themselves i read about production possibility curves, opportunity cost, and 1848 (the year america came of age). economics>poptarts, not to mention studying it will make you rich.
-interrupt this blog for an important news bulletin-
apparently this guy on my floor richard has found my blog. lets make him feel uncomfortable.
hmm the recent news bulletin has thrown me off my game. ok i'll try to resume. since i wasn't in the mood to be environmentally friendly i opted for the dryer instead of the clothesline. FUN FACT: you dont have to seperate colours while drying clothes. Yes, buck saved!
-omg richard just quoted me
so then my clothes were dry and smelling nice. Laundry 0 Vanessa 1. victory!
since i never update, other interesting tidbits
-saw ill scarlett, was right i mean RIGHT infront of the lead singer, he took my hand and held it up for an awkward amount of time. i let go cause it was an awkward amount of time. met them after, got autographs and pics.
-english prof references gilmore girls first day of class, great way to make a good first impression
-had a floor tea party
-floor movie night: Slappy and the Stinkers (youtube that shit)
-won soccer scholarship HELL YA
that is all
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You didn't make me feel uncomfortable at all. Perhaps next time you'll have more success...perhaps try to figure out one of my dark secrets and reveal it to teh interwebs.
hahaha gilmore girls!
and SOCCER SCHOLARSHIP?
Woah you superstar
pssss; look at my new tag line ;)
i am still waiting for one of my profs to reference one of my shows, buffy preferably, or roswell, or gilmores lol. any would suit me.
slappy and the stinkers <3 that's all i gotta say,
and i've tried laundry and failed, I don't even knowhow thats possible.. you'll have to teach me one day, you make it sound so easy.
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